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My Life Plan

Things I plan to do in the next 5 years.
1. Visit Japan, Holland, India, and some icy-cold place (Alaska or Iceland).
2. See all oceans.
3. Smoke a Peace Pipe with a real Native American.
4. Have a baby
5. Figure out all those stocks, shares, bonds, dividends and investment portfolio things.
5A. Get rich.
6. Become successful (still very vague [...]

Things that Annoy the Hell outa Me.

When I hate the whole of humanity, I usually have my good reasons.

Tiny fitting rooms in shops with bad lighting and no proper puffs or hooks. Which clothes do you drop on the floor in this case, your own or theirs?
When in shops/restaurants staff speak bad English. Get a dictionary!
People eating and talking on the [...]

My discreet pleasures

Things I enjoy most:

dipping a hand into a bag of lentils (hello, Amelie!)
opening champagne bottles. Drinking champagne and watching the bubbles float
taking off the rollerblades/skies/5 inch stilettos and walking on the cold tile floor
tearing the cellophane wrap off new CDs
landing - on the plane
opening tight jars (chpok!)
taking a car through a car wash
kissing little children
wearing [...]

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