Overheard Auckland. Bloody charming.

Three middle aged ladies reading a magazine on Takapuna beach. DO kiss on the cheek if you mean it; kiss the air if you don’t. DO kiss a hand only if it is offered to you. DO NOT kiss more than twice. DO NOT kiss your boss. It is OK to leave lipstick marks, as long as it is not on the shirt. And never ever kiss a Russian — they don’t use birth control.